“What’s the difference between Samantha Freebody and a Kit Kat?”“What?” asked Rupert. She’d lusted and lost too often over the last ten years. ”“Bitch,” said Fen, glaring at Griselda’s solid, departing back, with Georgie running after her, buckling under the cases. Black with despair and hatred, Jake went up to his cauldron of a room and lay on his bed smoking until dawn.
”Dressing later before he set out for the show, Jake transferred the crushed and faded yellow tansy flower from the bottom of his left gum-boot to his left riding boot. As he walked out, ruefully shaking his blond head and muttering dummkopf, he was practically knocked sideways by Humpty bouncing into the ring. She’s done all our ironing for tomorrow and seen everything’s back from the cleaners, as well as providing enough food for us for a month. ”What an idiot he’d been to shit on his own doorstep.
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